I’m Not a Burger!
I was playing with Gavin, picking him up pretending to eat his belly while saying, “I’m going to eat a Gavinburger! Give me some ketchup!” He said, “I’m not a burger don’t eat me!” I asked him why wasn’t he a burger and he answers,
“Burgers don’t poop”
October 29th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
You can give him this cryptic reply: “They used to…”
October 29th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
kid’s got a point kev, sorta.
you could tell him that beef comes from cows and cows poop.
or you could just wear shorts to the convention again…
“but Dad, it could be snowing in KC?” he’ll say.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
And there you have it! The ONE thing that separates humans from cooked meat!
November 7th, 2007 at 7:25 am
i had a burger that was poop.