Shake Your Moneymaker
Friday, June 22nd, 2007Sorry about the horrible sound quality but what can you expect from a $70 digital camera?
Archive for June, 2007
Dumbass Parent of the Day
Friday, June 8th, 2007If you’re going to let your kids run around outside throwing rocks at cars while you’re passed out, at least teach them the decency to put some clothes on!
Daddy, What’s a Bimbo?
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007Your first 3-5 girlfriends.
Oh, I guess they make donuts.
Easy Reader… That’s My Name
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007Gavin officially started reading around 2 years old but now at 3 it is getting creepy. He will be reading the newspaper over my shoulder at breakfast and later telling me what shows he wants to watch by looking at the satellite guide. The weirdest is listening to him pick up a book he’s never seen before and then read it like it’s been his most favorite story his whole life. His understanding of language is so good that when the wife and I are trying to keep secrets and spell out the words he can piece it together and know what we are talking about.
THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET!
What happened to my innocent little boy who when told that there wasn’t any shows on the DVR he would shrug and go do something else, not correct me and say, “I see Wonder Pets, Backyardigians, and Handy Manny, Daddy”
He knows how to spell his name but if I could only get him to write it down instead of trying to eat the crayons.
I guess everyone has their strengths.